December 8, 2007
Tokyo (JAPAN)
Tokyo Tech Annual Football
Tournament
Waking up this morning was awful, and
there is no way I would have endured such a blinding
hangover if it wasn't for the opportunity to compete in a
football tournament. There is nothing like the
excitement of winning to get the adrenaline going, and
it was with such a mindset that I stumbled down the
stairs and out the door with a backpack full of my gear
at 8am this morning. I stopped at a 7-11 to buy several
Red Bull energy drinks and a bottle of water, but the real miracle
pills were inside my bottle of extra-strength aspirin.
Our
first football match wasn't until 10:30 (thankfully), so
I had several hours of additional recovery time, without
which I would have been a disaster on the field. I have
heard rumors that many of the best footballers (Tony
Adams, Roy Keane, Alan Shearer, and George Best, to name
a few) were reputed to show up at games still drunk, so
I was hoping such a historical precedent would reap
similar rewards for me.
And
indeed, it did! Our team went on to win our first three
matches, with me controlling the midfield and leading
the tournament's scoring charts with 5 goals and 3
assists. I felt fine as long as I was on the field
running, but every time the game ended (the matches were
20 minutes each and were played on a small pitch), my
world started spinning and I had to flush my system with
more water.
Our
team was comprised of players from France, Denmark,
Sweden, Australia, and America, while most of the other
teams were uniform in their nationalities (Japanese,
Indonesian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Nepali, Thai, etc.)
Also, the other teams played together frequently,
whereas our team was a rag-tag group put together at the
last minute. What actually happened was when we heard there was $$ to be gained from
winning the silly tournament we got on our horses and
signed up. A taste of the big bucks and worldly fame brought back
memories of Singapore, where I once won several hundred
dollars in a
football tournament on Sentosa Island.
Ashamedly,
I was ejected from one of those games on Sentosa
for "violent conduct" (a load of crap, truthfully), and
the same thing nearly happened today when other teams
started hacking away at my ankles and pulling me to the
ground. I have had enough bad experiences with teams
taking me out (see these
photos from yet another tournament held in Singapore),
and I have never taken kindly to losing to begin with.
So, when confronted with the prospect of getting hacked
and losing as a result I probably have a slight tendency
to over-react, and today was no different when I found
myself going after a few opposing players and throwing
one to the ground. Either way, they got the message, and
I was lucky to stay on the field while adding more goals to our
team's cause.

But
in the end, it was not meant to be: we were eliminated
on points after a few unlucky goals meant we couldn't
advance - on account of a rubbish points difference (we
were, in my opinion, the strongest team). At the end of
the day, I finished the tournament, which included over
200 players, as the top scorer, but I couldn't shake the
frustration at missing out on the opportunity to walk
away as the champion.
Next time, I suppose.