Traveling in America is every bit as
tough as traveling in a third world country. While it is
true everyone speaks the same language (other than
certain parts of the South), and although the overall level of
development is extremely high, the country is just so
damn big. A few days ago I drove 900km down the coast
from Savannah to Palm Beach, and yesterday I drove 250km
across the state of Florida to reach Naples. This morning
all that driving paid off as I was up
with the sun to fit in a full day of touring the
Everglades in South Florida.
My
grandmother acted as our guide for the first half of the
morning, and I followed her silver Volkswagen Beetle to
the entrance of the Fakahatchee State Park. She
led Jo and I on a boardwalk through the wild, and en
route pointed out more wildlife than I would have seen
in a week of searching. Most captivating was the bald
eagle perched atop a tree only 50 meters away - a rare
sight, and as both the state (and national) bird, one
with an impressive reputation.
At
the end of the boardwalk was a viewing area overlooking
a pond that could stand as a mini-ecosystem all on its.
The immediate sights to attract my attention were the
family of alligators spread out in the water - mama and
papa at the far end and several young'uns swimming just
below our feet. There was also an anhinga ("snake bird")
perched on a branch over the pond, an egret stalking the
reeds within feet of the fully grown alligators, and
numerous fish plopping around in the middle of it all.
As Gram explained, the egrets start hunting for alligator eggs
(or baby gators themselves) as soon as the nest is left
unguarded. Obviously, whichever ones she misses will
some day come back to take their revenge.
As we backtracked along on the boardwalk
we heard a sudden crash as a fully grown hawk dove
down from directly above us and went after something in the
nearby mud.
We had been watching it for ten seconds or so when it
took off, so we saw the whole ordeal - all of it except
for what it was after (we assume it must have been a
frog). Anyway, the hawk got what he was after, and took
it up to a nearby branch while it ate away. It was a
proper wildlife experience!
Gram
decided not to continue onward to Everglades City with
Jo and I, so we bade her farewell and continued deeper
into the Everglades. We picked up a handful of
information packets at the turn-off for the town, and
decided to head straight for a boat-tour of the
Everglades that was led by a park ranger and recommended
to us by Gram. It was a perfect day to be out on the
water, and sitting at the front of the boat as it worked
its way out of the shallows was exactly the kind of
thing
I
needed after enduring the cold of Tokyo for the past
month.
The park ranger doing all the talking was
a pure-Southerner from the backwaters of the Everglades,
and I bet he knew every last nook and cranny of the
mangroves and swamp lands. But more importantly, he knew
everything there was to know about the wildlife and
habitation of the area, and he pointed things out left
and right. Most captivating were the families of
dolphins that we spotted (and followed) on several
occasions - they really are some of the most gracious
creatures on earth.
We
rode south for about an hour until we reached the final
island at the edge of the Everglades. Had we kept going,
the next place we would have hit would have been Cuba,
and there would have been a lot of explaining to do if
that had happened.
One memorable moment while we were
looking around an island was when we saw an albatross
perched in a tree, and after the ranger pointed out out
a raggedy heap of sticks that served as the albatross'
nest, the ranger commented, "We have been trying for
years to get one of those engineers from Georgia Tech to
come down here and build it a real home, but so far no
luck."
I
whipped my head around, smile spread from ear to ear,
and said they finally found what they were looking for.
The ranger laughed, but inside I suspect he was
thinking: "Surely they must have someone better than
this!" Truthfully, it is doubtful I actually could build
something better than that "raggedy nest" considering it
survives hurricanes year in and year out, and this far
south there is no protection from the winds that sweep
through.
When we reached dry land we headed off
for lunch at the Seafood Depot, which looked to offer
the most standard food - a highly valued trait in a
place like Everglades City (population 217.)
Nevertheless, I decided to "go hick" and ordered fried
frog legs, fried alligator tail, and fried clam cakes. I
regretted my decision as soon as the food was served -
they really were frog legs, and there was more fried
junk on everything than there was actual meat. But I
got what I was looking for: I can say I have tried
alligator tail, which really does taste like chicken,
and frog legs, which are slightly softer than a standard
chicken wing.
Afterward,
we headed off in search of an airboat ride, and since
just about everyone in Everglades City owns an airboat
it wasn't hard to find. The rides were
pricier than I was expecting (something like $20USD),
but as a tourist in the heart of the Everglades there
was nothing I could do about it. What was worse was the
30 minutes spent waiting for an airboat to return and
take us out. While sitting around, we entertained ourselves by watching the
six foot alligators next to the dock, and Jo would kick
pebbles at them every time they popped up near our feet.
Eventually, our number was called and we
sat on the top row of the bleacher-like seating. I
strapped my wallet and shirt inside my cargo shorts as
everything I owned was liable to blow away, and if that
would have happened there was no way any of us were going in after it.
Below is video of what the airboat ride was like, and as
should be obvious it was one hell of a ride!
We
wrapped up our trip to the Everglades by driving out to
see the smallest Post Office in the United States
(captivating stuff, let me tell you), and then pulling
off on a 5km dirt track with alligators all along the
canal to our right. While I kept my eyes on the road -
going into that canal would not have been good -
Jo counted all the gators she could find. Right around
the time she reached 40 we decided to give the game up
out of boredom, and we turned back before finishing the
lonely stretch of road. Quite simply, there is a limit to the
number of alligators one wants to see after a full day
in the Everglades, and we were well beyond that limit.
So, at 4pm we started back across Alligator Alley on the
three hour drive to Palm Beach Gardens.