March 11,
2008
Vang Vieng (LAOS)
Goodbye Vientiane,
an Interesting Bus Ride, and Arriving in Vang Vieng
There
is a midnight curfew in the city of Vientiane, so
even if I was a party animal I would still have gotten
plenty of sleep last night. As it stands, I awoke at
6:00 am this morning feeling fully refreshed, and so I
set off to have another look at the city before having
to share it with all the other inhabitants and visitors;
seeing any city naked in dawn's early light is always
best.
Sadly,
there isn't a whole hell of a lot to see in Vientiane
as it is easily the
world's most unassuming capital
city. I looked online and read that the population is 400,000 but even that number seems grossly exaggerated.
Quite literally, there are only a handful of buildings
that are above two stories tall, and the city can be
walked from end-to-end in under 30 minutes.
The picture
to the right was taken at the Department of
Information and Culture, but when I tried walking in
to have a closer look I was told by a worker that there
was nothing to see. Am I the only one who sees the irony
in that?

After
locating the city's bus terminal, I awoke Neil and David
so we could catch a local bus to Vang Vieng,
roughly 130 kilometers to the north. On the way to the
station, I bought one of the many French baguettes that
are sold along the streets. The sandwiches are stuffed with tuna,
cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mayonnaise, and
some kind of dressing that make them irresistible. Plus,
costing only 10,000 kip ($1.10USD) they are cheaper than
the sandwiches I used to make at home when I could no
longer afford Publix subs.
The
public bus to Vang Vieng was only 20,000 kip ($2USD), which is four
times cheaper than the daily air-con tourist bus that
plies the route. As is always the
case, traveling "locally" turned out to be the better
way to go as I met a variety of interesting people on
the bus - Chinese girls from Shanghai, a Japanese
couple from Yokohama, an Israeli with his own
businesses in Guangzhou and Bangkok, a
Canadian girl from Calgary, and a Malaysian from
Penang. The Chinese girls were overwhelmed that I
spoke Chinese, and offered to show me around when we
reach Shanghai at the end of the month. As for the
Israeli, Yanif, I spent most of the four hour bus ride
talking to him about his businesses in Guangzhou
(import/export) and Bangkok (the Green House
guesthouse on the Khao San road.) Starting up my
own business in Asia has long been something I have
considered, but the truth is that I think furthering my
education will pay greater long-term dividends first.

Something
that may not pay long-terms dividends is buying
cheap meat on a stick from vendors on the side of the
road in Laos. It only cost me 2000 kip for a chunk of
brown meat wedged between two sticks (shown to right), and if I am lucky
I won't spend the next week vomiting as a result.
Another Laotian man on the bus saw me eating the
dried-out meat - dog or rat, presumably - and offered
me sticky rice to go along with it. This is basically
just ultra-sticky rice that has been flattened down, and
people use their fingers to pry it apart when eating.
Obviously, it isn't the most tasty food on the planet,
but it goes well with meat that has been left out for
too long. There was also a local
LaoLao liquor for sale, but with 60% alcohol (!!) and
costing only 8000 kip (under $1USD) for a 1 liter bottle
I will wait until I am desperate... Really desperate.
When
we arrived in Vang Vieng we were picked up by a
tuk-tuk driver and taken to a bungalow along the
river. At $10USD/person, I thought the prices high, and
spent the next hour searching the town for cheaper
accommodation. Eventually, I found a newly-opened youth
hostel called Tony's Guest House, where we got a
room with air-con and hot water for only $4USD/person.
It was a real steal, but there wasn't much of a river
view as it is located at the end of the main road
running through town. Why would the river view be
worthwhile, you wonder?
Where else but on the river can you see a man riding his
motorized tractor? (See photo to the left.)
Come to think of it, I have not seen a
single traffic light since I entered Laos, nor have I
seen a single police officer. Those two facts should, as
well as any, give an indication as to just how laid
back Laos is.
Later
in the evening we met up with Yanif (Israeli) for a
dinner in the town. Most of the restaurants are geared
toward backpackers in need of a vacation - we counted
seven restaurants showing Friends re-runs -
but with a bit more searching we located a great Laotian
restaurant serving home-made food. It was kind of a
two-woman operation, so the service was slow, but the
food was the best I have had in a long while, so we were
happy with the find.
We checked out some of the bars around
town, but there weren't many people out and about and
the blaring music felt oddly out of place in this
otherwise quiet town. I thought about getting a haircut, but
apparently the barber had already gone home for the day
(see photo to the right.)