March 16,
2008
Kunming (CHINA)
Arriving in Kunming,
Chinese Cities, and Another Overnight Bus to Dali
At 10:00 am this morning, the 35 hour marathon of a bus
ride finally came to a grinding halt in the capital of Yunnan
Province, Kunming, in Southwestern China. My body
was a mess, and I probably smelled awful, but I was happy
to be back on solid ground and away from the miseries of
my prison cell on the back of the bus. However, getting
off the bus brought troubles of its own as I had to
secure my bags before anyone walked off with them -
something one man was trying to do until I grabbed him
and forcibly took possession of my belongings.
Then, with David and Neil following behind, we set off
searching for a Bank of China so we could take
money out. With only 16 rmb ($2.15) between the three of
us, we were literally broke.
After an hour-long walking tour/search of
downtown Kunming, we found what we were looking for: a
white and red colored Bank of China ATM. With
cash in hand, our odds were finally looking up. I felt
bad for David and Neil because they did not have the
easiest entrance into China, and first impressions in
China are often not best anyway with all the smoking,
pollution, traffic, non-English speakers, etc.
Our
first 'real' meal (I refuse to count the food we ate
along the miserable bus journey) was at a noodle shop
serving Yunnan's famous Across-the-Bridge-Noodles
for 20 yuan ($2.50).
Basically, the meal consists of a large bowl full of
steaming soup that is served with a dozen small dishes
on the side - stewed chicken, duck, spare ribs,
vegetables, egg, and so on. What makes this dish particularly unique is
the layer of simmering oil on top of the broth that
keeps the heat inside the bowl, thus allowing much of
the food to cook once everything is thrown in. I breathed a sigh of relief when one
of the waitresses came over and demonstrated how to cook
everything because I was clueless about the whole
process (not that it was particularly difficult, to be
honest). Nevertheless, I do seem to recall calculating
similar heat transfer functions in a thermodynamics
class, but I obviously wasn't keen to relive those
memories on my vacation. (Even if I am not on my
vacation I never want to relive those memories...)
Rather
than spending the day loitering around in this growing
metropolis, I decided to search out a historic area on
the outskirts of the city called Guandu (官渡).
After buying tickets for an
overnight sleeper bus to Dali, I left my bag at the long
distance bus-station storage counter and caught bus 31
from a stop near the train station. 45 minutes later, I
alighted on a quiet stretch of road that, in all
likelihood, hasn't seen a foreigner since the Ice Age.
Sadly, the government also appeared to recognize the
significance of this "old quarter", and many of the
buildings were undergoing significant modernization
projects that detracted from their charm: such is the
way of doing things in China where the new is favored to
the old (ie Beijing).
There
were several imposing temples in the area, along with a
newly constructed park that was swarming with locals
enjoying the fine afternoon weather, but it was the
market area that first caught my attention. Had I been
braver, I might have tried the spicy Yunnan
snails (shown to the right), but I neither trusted the
cook nor my own stomach when it came to the strong chili
sauce. There were also several stalls selling the aptly
named smelly tofu, and anyone else who has had
the unfortunate experience of smelling this rancid food
knows that it will quickly turn an appetite.
With more searching, I spotted a couple
of outdoor pool tables along the street, and figured
why not? At only 1 yuan ($0.15)/game, it was an
ideal way to kill time, stay outdoors (the tables were
positioned on the side of the street), and kick some ass
in billiards. Oddly, I ended up losing four consecutive
games of Cut Throat, but all was well because the
owner actually brought us out free bottles of Wulong
Tea. His business was significantly improved upon
our arrival because there was a never-depleting group of
locals watching us play. (The pool tables must not have
been regulation size because my ability has never been
under any doubt.)
At around 4:00 pm we headed back into
Kunming to grab dinner, walk some more of the city,
and eventually board our night bus. I searched out a
place called Mama Fu's, which supposedly serves
great Chinese and Western fare, and although it took us
an hour to find it (who wants to pay for a taxi?!) it
did not disappoint. I re-introduced my palette to
Tsingtao Beer, China's most famous brand, and
ate classics like braised eggplant and diced chicken
with peanuts and chilies. As it was my birthday only a
few days ago, David and Neil used this as an excuse to
treat me to cake for dessert, which is hardly something
I can complain about.
After
dinner, there was still a couple of hours before our
9:30 pm bus departure, so we took a long, winding
walking tour of Kunming. En route, we found one
of China's many knock-off DVD stores, where David and
Neil were able to load up on enough movies to last them
a lifetime. Neil even jumped for the BBC and National
Geographic documentary series (30 DVD sets), which are
priced at only 4 yuan ($0.50)/DVD. I felt better after
this because China now seemed a hell of a lot better to
them after the tough start to our travels through the
country.
Look closely at the picture to the left,
and you will see that this is a cross-walk that runs
directly into a 1.5 foot high cement wall. Too bad for
anyone on a bicycle who isn't paying attention. Why
would anyone do this? I was wondering the same thing...
However, with a 12 hour bus ride ahead of
us, we weren't out of the woods just yet.